Top 5 Features Trucks Need to Bring Back

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February 3, 2026
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Five features truck need to bring back to stop being lifestyle markers and make them relevant workhorses again.

Trucks have spent the last two decades getting bigger, softer, and more impressed with themselves. In the process, they forgot what made them useful in the first place. Modern trucks have more tech, more screens, and more excuses than ever. What they have less of is honesty. These are five things trucks need to bring back if they want to be tools again, not props.

Robust Metal Bumpers 

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Bring back metal bumpers. Real ones. Steel. The kind that can endure a parking-lot love tap without collapsing into a four-figure insurance claim. A truck bumper should treat minor impacts as rude interruptions, not existential crises. Plastic fascias are fine for disposable appliances; trucks deserve armor. If it can’t survive a fence post or a misjudged loading dock, it’s not a bumper. It’s stage makeup.

Naturally-Aspirated Engines 

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Let’s put the turbos on the shelf. Naturally aspirated engines may not win spec-sheet drag races, but they win where it actually matters: longevity, sanity, and the quiet confidence of a motor that isn’t perpetually operating on the brink of thermodynamic collapse. Less plumbing, fewer heat-soaked components, and engines that will still be pulling cleanly at 250,000 miles. This is not nostalgia, it’s simple mechanical adulthood, and proven over decades.

Smaller Sizing

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Let’s address the elephant that used to be a pickup: size. Trucks have confused bulk with virtue and, in the process, abandoned the compact pickup– the kind you could park, maneuver, and still use like an actual truck. There’s a real need for a small, honest pickup: easy to drive, easy to fit, and alive instead of nautical. Not everyone is towing a fifth-wheel; most people just need a bed and a cab, not a rolling subdivision. A compact truck isn’t a compromise, it’s clarity. Bigger isn’t better. Better is better.

Physical Buttons 

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Trucks live in the real world. The current fetish for giant, glossy, fingerprinted screen slabs that demand visual attention like a needy toddler is the antithesis of a pickup truck’s true personality. Buttons and knobs work because they are honest. You can adjust the HVAC with gloves on in the dark on a washboard road without taking your eyes off the road. Touchscreens belong in living rooms. I have a cellphone. I don’t need one reproduced in my truck with a piss-poor user interface and slower chips.

Non-Low-Profile Tires

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Can we stop pretending low-profile tires belong on trucks? Rubber bands wrapped around oversized wheels aren’t an upgrade. They’re cosplay. Give us tall-sidewall tires that flex, take abuse, and forgive bad decisions on job sites, trails, and roads that gave up decades ago. Real tires protect wheels, ride better, and work when the pavement ends. Sidewall isn’t a design flaw, it’s a feature. A truck should stand on its tires like a work boot stands on its sole: thick, tough, and ready for things to go wrong. A truck should stand on its tires the way a work boot stands on a sole: thick, durable, and ready for things to go wrong. Anything else is just cosplay.

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Five features truck need to bring back to stop being lifestyle markers and make them relevant workhorses again. Trucks have spent the last two decades getting bigger, softer, and more impressed with themselves. In the process, they forgot what made them useful in the first place. Modern trucks have more tech, more screens, and more excuses than ever. What they have less of is honesty. These are five things trucks need to bring back if they want to be tools again, not props. Robust metal bumpers Bring back metal bumpers. Real ones. Steel. The kind that can endure a parking-lot love tap […] (read full article...)

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Hilux

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I am buying stock in the fainting couch and smelling salts industry for when the Slate truck is released, I will make millions,
Oh it doesn't have power windows, faint
Oh it doessnt have a giant TV screen, faint
Oh it doesnt have four doors, faint
Oh it doesnt have an ego stroker, faint
Oh it doesnt have apple car play, faint

It would be truly epic if Slate has a fainting couch at the release for all of auto journalists.

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Fightnfire

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Which is it lol?

"Let’s put the turbos on the shelf. Naturally aspirated engines may not win spec-sheet drag races, but they win where it actually matters: longevity, sanity, and the quiet confidence of a motor that isn’t perpetually operating on the brink of thermodynamic collapse. Less plumbing, fewer heat-soaked components, and engines that will still be pulling cleanly at 250,000 miles. This is not nostalgia, it’s simple mechanical adulthood, and proven over decades."

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TheDo114

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I want metal bumpers, physical buttons and non low profile tires.

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testerdahl

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I am buying stock in the fainting couch and smelling salts industry for when the Slate truck is released, I will make millions,
Oh it doesn't have power windows, faint
Oh it doessnt have a giant TV screen, faint
Oh it doesnt have four doors, faint
Oh it doesnt have an ego stroker, faint
Oh it doesnt have apple car play, faint

It would be truly epic if Slate has a fainting couch at the release for all of auto journalists.

Honestly, I know many auto journalists who are excited for Slate. There is actually a big divide between the tech people and the people who are simply over it.

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testerdahl

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Which is it lol?

"Let’s put the turbos on the shelf. Naturally aspirated engines may not win spec-sheet drag races, but they win where it actually matters: longevity, sanity, and the quiet confidence of a motor that isn’t perpetually operating on the brink of thermodynamic collapse. Less plumbing, fewer heat-soaked components, and engines that will still be pulling cleanly at 250,000 miles. This is not nostalgia, it’s simple mechanical adulthood, and proven over decades."

He is saying he wants naturally aspirated engines, right?

You know, I have read this several times and I have to say, I just love his writing style.

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Dusdaddy

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You would think if simplicity were so desired, then no one would be buying anything above the basic truck models but that doesn't appear to be the case. Entry level is far from the most popular.

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You would think if simplicity were so desired, then no one would be buying anything above the basic truck models but that doesn't appear to be the case. Entry level is far from the most popular.

Don't dismiss fleet sales they're I think around half of the totals and skew much more towards lower trim levels.

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Dusdaddy

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Fleet sales mean nothing to individual buyers. If anything, that's probably the only reason why an individual can still buy a base vehicle.

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testerdahl

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Fleet sales mean nothing to individual buyers. If anything, that's probably the only reason why an individual can still buy a base vehicle.

Automakers care about fleet customers and luxury buyers. The mid tier customer like the Lariat is the one getting screwed IMO. Paying more for less.

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Fleet sales mean nothing to individual buyers. If anything, that's probably the only reason why an individual can still buy a base vehicle.

Fleet sales allow them to make high end models. That's all I'm saying. Fleet pays the bills.

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